aztecravemonkey

For the second time in a week, I have to post to let people know that I'm okay. Why? Because I had to go outside today! :D (Real job has its occasional downsides.)

But I'm home safe and on all the usual messengers (plus social media networks) if you'd like to reach me and discuss how fucking surreal this shit is.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/121461.html.

Hey, guys! Just letting you all know that I’m home safe and chilling. Thanks for checking in to see if I was okay, by the by, even if I haven't commented back. All of you are awesome. :D

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/121301.html.

There are a grand total of four new fanfics on my AO3 account, and because of this, I've realized that posting my usual header would probably make a hot mess of things.

Instead, you get the run-down!


Not Your Lois Lane is a fic in which Bill runs off to become a superhero, Lanette thinks this is a stupid idea, and shenanigans ensue, largely involving Bill getting kidnapped. Currently not proofread because the Rare Pair Challenge (which I'm writing this for) is ending today, but it will be soon, I swear. In the meantime, I apologize for how much of it looks terrible, although in my defense, it's at least better than the shit I wrote when I was twelve. Probably.

Tactlessness, in which Bebe convinces Lanette to do something stupid, and Lanette realizes for the first time just how ridiculous Bill's accent actually is.

Don't Quit Your Day Job, in which Bill reveals that he knows nothing about women or how to pick them up.

Defying Gravity. This is actually only one scene from the middle of a fic I have yet to finish. The other scenes except one are not yet written, and the unposted scene sucks like all hell. I hope to get back to this one soon because... yeah. It's supposed to be a long and detailed history fic, and I would've finished it had Not Your Lois Lane gotten in the way by being awesome and fun to write.

Feel free to be awesome and leave comments and kudos! :D

In the meantime, I am finally going back to catching up on schoolwork now that this is done because I totally did not spend half the day finishing Not Your Lois Lane. *curls up and dies*

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/120650.html.

Title: Concerto No. 5
Status: Complete (one-shot)
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Lanette
Genre: Romance/Friendship(ish?)
Rating: G
Summary: As a child, Lanette plays a solo. As an adult, she realizes it should have been a duet.
Author’s Notes: Written for the Pokémon Rarepair Challenge.
Excerpt:

“Anyway,” Bill said, his voice stronger and louder, “I could learn… for you.”

Lanette leaned her cheek a little harder into her violin. “You never did these past few years, and even then, I think it’s cute that you don’t know.”

“Taking lessons from Bebe, I see,” Bill answered, his voice low with mock-annoyance.

“I’m not making fun of you. The fact that you don’t know something makes you human, and I prefer you human. It’s cute.”

Over the sound of her violin, Lanette heard Bill’s low chuckle and his footsteps on the hardwood floor.

“Well, then perhaps I should make it a point to avoid learning anything else that has nothing to do with pokémon,” he quipped.

Now Available On: AO3



First of my entries to the rarepair challenge. Current word count: 1234, apparently.

Fuck yes.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/119129.html.

Dear Serebii,



Love,
Jax

The Fan Fiction Mafia, where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

You know you want to join.

P.S.? I guess this means I am the mafia don of Serebii's fanfic forums. WHAT NOW?

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/117624.html.

Because I started in on Tumblr (oops) and turned my main blog into my fandom blog (double oops), I've decided to repurpose this journal (sort of). So for the sake of everyone's sanity, here's where to find me and what I do there:

I REGRET NOTHING (main Tumblr): fandom, headcanon, asks about literally everything (Seriously. Try it sometime.), writing bits, and whatever reblogs I think are interesting and/or hilarious.

Remember the 90's? (Dreamwidth): locked fandom-related shit. Rants, plot bunnies, generally other things I don't want to say in public. (YES, THIS MEANS THIS DW IS OFFICIALLY GOING FRIENDS-ONLY. Except for stuff that's already been posted and, if I decide to put fic here, fic too.)

AZTEC RAVE MONKEY (LiveJournal): A mirror of Remember the 90's. Is meant to be convenient to those of you still on LJ but not DW.

JXValentine @ Twitter (...Twitter): Shares of interesting links (usually publishing, tech, and geekery) and bickering with friends. Also random one-liners.

The Fanfiction Manifesto (side Tumblr #1): Blog dedicated to e-books and fanfiction. In sore need of another entry. And attention.

The Sailor Moon Project (side Tumblr #2): In which I watch Sailor Moon and snark. In sore need of another entry.

[CLASSIFIED] (side Tumblr #3): Blog dedicated to notes, questions, and other shenanigans related to AEM.

This is not counting the creative social networks (dA, AO3, etc) that I'm on but barely ever use or use for pretty obvious reasons. It's also not counting the forums.

It is also not counting my for-IRL-stuff social media accounts (like Facebook) because I'm not particularly willing to share those unless we're close.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/117123.html.

This is just a short note to say happy birthday to a certain Phoenix~! :D

(And also, I may be on hiatus until I get shit written.)

That is all.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/116235.html.

Just letting you know that I'm going to be answering every goddamn ask you throw at my tumblr for twenty-four hours all day tomorrow. As in, starting an hour and a half from now. As in, every goddamn ask. Even the ones that aren't questions. Or safe for work.

You can ask anonymously without signing in as well. Ask box for the lazy is here.

I apologize for nothing.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/116097.html.

Short updates! because it's 2:30 what am i doing up

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