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AZTEC RAVE MONKEY

Don't mess with the light switch.


And then awesome happened.
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
Dear Serebii,

You're welcome.

Love,
Jax

The Fan Fiction Mafia, where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

You know you want to join.

P.S.? I guess this means I am the mafia don of Serebii's fanfic forums. WHAT NOW?

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/117624.html.

Quick Guide to All Things Jax Posts
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
Because I started in on Tumblr (oops) and turned my main blog into my fandom blog (double oops), I've decided to repurpose this journal (sort of). So for the sake of everyone's sanity, here's where to find me and what I do there:

I REGRET NOTHING (main Tumblr): fandom, headcanon, asks about literally everything (Seriously. Try it sometime.), writing bits, and whatever reblogs I think are interesting and/or hilarious.

Remember the 90's? (Dreamwidth): locked fandom-related shit. Rants, plot bunnies, generally other things I don't want to say in public. (YES, THIS MEANS THIS DW IS OFFICIALLY GOING FRIENDS-ONLY. Except for stuff that's already been posted and, if I decide to put fic here, fic too.)

AZTEC RAVE MONKEY (LiveJournal): A mirror of Remember the 90's. Is meant to be convenient to those of you still on LJ but not DW.

JXValentine @ Twitter (...Twitter): Shares of interesting links (usually publishing, tech, and geekery) and bickering with friends. Also random one-liners.

The Fanfiction Manifesto (side Tumblr #1): Blog dedicated to e-books and fanfiction. In sore need of another entry. And attention.

The Sailor Moon Project (side Tumblr #2): In which I watch Sailor Moon and snark. In sore need of another entry.

[CLASSIFIED] (side Tumblr #3): Blog dedicated to notes, questions, and other shenanigans related to AEM.

This is not counting the creative social networks (dA, AO3, etc) that I'm on but barely ever use or use for pretty obvious reasons. It's also not counting the forums.

It is also not counting my for-IRL-stuff social media accounts (like Facebook) because I'm not particularly willing to share those unless we're close.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/117123.html.

Short note!
SQUEEEEEEE
aztecravemonkey
This is just a short note to say happy birthday to a certain Phoenix~! :D

(And also, I may be on hiatus until I get shit written.)

That is all.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/116235.html.

HEY EVERYONE.
I WILL PLAY FOR YOU THE GUITAR
aztecravemonkey
Just letting you know that I'm going to be answering every goddamn ask you throw at my tumblr for twenty-four hours all day tomorrow. As in, starting an hour and a half from now. As in, every goddamn ask. Even the ones that aren't questions. Or safe for work.

You can ask anonymously without signing in as well. Ask box for the lazy is here.

I apologize for nothing.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/116097.html.

Short Updates!
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
Short updates! because it's 2:30 what am i doing up

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This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/115699.html.

Why You Can't Set an Action Movie In Boston: Avengers
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aztecravemonkey
So I found this on my external recently. I think I intended it to be longer, but I honestly feel like adding any more to it would kill it.

Not that it made much sense to begin with.

(And yes, it will make its way to AO3 shortly, but first!)


Title: Why You Can't Set an Action Movie In Boston
Fandom: Avengers
Characters/Pairings: Tony, Natasha, Steve
Genre: Crackity crack crack crack.
Rating: G
Summary: There are two ways to clear a crowd. This is probably not the better of the two.
Author's Notes: I apologize for nothing, including OOC shenanigans. And yes, needless to say, this is an AU.


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This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/115138.html.

Braid: Pokémon
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
That weird moment when Jax realizes her favorite MapleStory character was born three days before her favorite Pokémon character. GUESS WHO NOW HAS A FANGIRL WEEK.

But seriously, I uploaded this the other day, and I'm just now getting around to advertising it. It's probably one of my more successful stories. Got nominated for a couple of awards not too long ago on Serebii, but more importantly, it's apparently a creepypasta now. Or was submitted on my behalf to the Creepypasta wiki anyway. Which is sort of cool and ego-boosting, and clearly, what I need to do is just drop every-fucking-thing in this fandom and write Poképasta from now on.

This also means that the transferring of my work onto AO3 is going smoothly.

But anyway!

Title: Braid
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Celebi
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG
Summary: There are certain rules one must follow while traveling through Ilex Forest. First, should you ever consider doing it, never stray from the path. Ever.

Available On: AO3

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/114530.html.

mia no :|
WTF?
aztecravemonkey
So tonight was a rather silly night full of me getting online after midnight while watching movies and this is mostly just an excuse BUT APPARENTLY, Mia and I are terrible people. Because then this happened:

Jax: For the record, Bill would not name his penis Windows 98. He would name it Windows XP. Clearly.
Mia: LOL
Mia: hang on
Mia: where did the thing about Windows 98 come from
Mia: that rings a bell
Mia: this isn't a one-off throwaway joke
Mia: HMMM
Mia searches
Mia: "bill's penis" "windows 98"
Jax: I'm reading the Metaquotes thread, yes. XD
Jax: DO NOT SEARCH FOR THAT ON GOOGLE.
Mia: http://www.google.co.nz/search?q=%22bill's+penis%22+%22windows+98%22&oq=%22bill's+penis%22+%22windows+98%22&sugexp=chrome,mod=6&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Mia: top result xD
Jax: YOU KNOW NOT WHAT HORRORS YOU oh for fuck's sake you actually did.


...I'm too terrified to click the link Mia sent, so no, I don't know how relevant it actually is to my interests.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/113811.html.

Two fics again! ...Including one I adore omg.
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
Title: A Study In Rose
Series: Book of the Hermit, Story Four
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Bill, Lanette, OCs
Genre: Mystery
Rating: PG
Summary: A corpse in a garden, an upset bush of roses, and what looks like a solved case. Except it isn’t.
Excerpt:

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Availability: AO3, Serebii



Title: Halcyon
Series: Book of the Hermit, Story Five
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Lanette, OC
Genre: Romance/Drama/Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They lie in wait at the end of the world: a man in isolation, a woman in a dream, and a ghost in a machine.
Excerpt:

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Availability: AO3, Serebii



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This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/113649.html.

Obligatory Reaction Post: Pokémon X/Y
lolnonymous
aztecravemonkey
Finally got to a computer to check out the latest fandom news, and natch, hello Gen VI.

So! Let's hear le thoughts, shall we? Keep in mind that I did not read any reactions as of yet. I only browsed Serebii's main page and watched the trailer.

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Final word: Mixed feelings. Not particularly excited, but some bits look interesting. Call me when they make a Gen III remake.

This entry was cross-posted from http://mercoledi.dreamwidth.org/113370.html.

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